Monthly Archives: June 2011

New Movie Idea – Lieutenant Dick-Fist

Lieutenant Dick-Fist is like a detective, but with the super-power that his dick is a fist that can thrust itself forth from his crotch and strike things within an immediate distance and that are located in front of his crotch. The Lieutenant’s dick-fist would mostly punch other people’s crotches, some dogs or midgets in the face. Maybe he’s developed a style of martial art which revolves entirely around positioning his crotch into position to maximize the destructive potential of his dick-fist. ? The finale is him and the villain’s dick-fists arm wrestling. That’s not gay is it? Treatment and sketches coming soon.