INT. THE WIZARD'S ROOM - DAY
A cell-phone alarm goes off, PETE the Wizard laboriously
awakes to the sound. He shuts the Alarm off, then promptly
vomits into a trash-can. He washes the taste of vomit out
with mouth-wash, which he swallows and chases with Vodka.
EXT. DRIVEWAY - DAY
Pete gets into his car, lights a cigarette, puts on his
Wizard Hat and peels out.
EXT. BACK-YARD - DAY
Pete and DAVE stand Dave's back-yard. Behind a nearby fence
an incessantly barking dog can be heard.
He just won't stop. It's impossible
for me to get anything done. I'm on
like 3 hours of sleep a night
because of that thing, I can't
Pete snaps his fingers. A bolt of lightening descends from
the heavens, striking the dog behind the fence. There is a
brief yelp, followed by an explosion of dog-parts. Blood
spatters Dave's face, who stares at Pete. Pete holds out his
EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY
Pete stands across from a man holding a prescription pill
bottle. Pete hands him the 50 bucks and takes the pills.
Pete walks around town, brown-bagging a bottle of liquor. He
downs some pills and drinks and smokes in a park as children
play soccer near by.
A soccer ball flies through the air, striking Pete in the
head. Some little kids run up to grab it, but he lights it on
fire with his Wizard Power and they run off screaming.
Pete uses Wizard power to make a someone fall off their bike.
Pete uses wizard power to make a bag of leaves he picked up
off the ground look like pot, then sells it to a pack of
middle-school kids and pockets their cash.
Pete gets into bed. It's 2:30 in the afternoon. He polishes
off the pills, washing them down with a sip of vodka. He uses
his Wizard powers to turn out the lights before passing out.