INT. THE WIZARD'S ROOM - DAY A cell-phone alarm goes off, PETE the Wizard laboriously awakes to the sound. He shuts the Alarm off, then promptly vomits into a trash-can. He washes the taste of vomit out with mouth-wash, which he swallows and chases with Vodka. EXT. DRIVEWAY - DAY Pete gets into his car, lights a cigarette, puts on his Wizard Hat and peels out. EXT. BACK-YARD - DAY Pete and DAVE stand Dave's back-yard. Behind a nearby fence an incessantly barking dog can be heard. DAVE He just won't stop. It's impossible for me to get anything done. I'm on like 3 hours of sleep a night because of that thing, I can't afford- Pete snaps his fingers. A bolt of lightening descends from the heavens, striking the dog behind the fence. There is a brief yelp, followed by an explosion of dog-parts. Blood spatters Dave's face, who stares at Pete. Pete holds out his hand. PETE 50 bucks. EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY Pete stands across from a man holding a prescription pill bottle. Pete hands him the 50 bucks and takes the pills. MONTAGE Pete walks around town, brown-bagging a bottle of liquor. He downs some pills and drinks and smokes in a park as children play soccer near by. A soccer ball flies through the air, striking Pete in the head. Some little kids run up to grab it, but he lights it on fire with his Wizard Power and they run off screaming. Pete uses Wizard power to make a someone fall off their bike. Pete uses wizard power to make a bag of leaves he picked up off the ground look like pot, then sells it to a pack of middle-school kids and pockets their cash. Pete gets into bed. It's 2:30 in the afternoon. He polishes off the pills, washing them down with a sip of vodka. He uses his Wizard powers to turn out the lights before passing out.